I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I have feelings that need drinking.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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