dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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