We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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