i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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