We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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