then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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