How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Randomize
