Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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