fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
There's even glitter on my cock...
Randomize
