Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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