If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I am naked and annoyed.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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