Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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