fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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