OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
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