I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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