i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
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