yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
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