Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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