i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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