You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
two words...techno handjob
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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