I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
