I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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