Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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