You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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