The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
well you can't waste a boner
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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