She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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