I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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