It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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