VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
My liver just had a heart attack.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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