yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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