its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I pour the whiskey from now on
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