But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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