So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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