i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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