i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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