I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
