i don't like sucking hair
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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