Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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