I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
She made me pour olive oil on her.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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