Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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