Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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