If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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