If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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