You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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