i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
people are starting to question the shark bite story
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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