My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize