Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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