i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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