why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
she told me i tasted like america
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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