Me too!
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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