im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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