i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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