Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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