he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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