never play flip cup with pint glasses
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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